edwardspoonhands:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - And yet I still cried…

(Source: wejusts0fly)

(Source: lucifurby)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

neilaglet:

Sorry for the repeat but the other one was acting weird.

hulksmashthestate:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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That’s fucking metal